Friday, June 06, 2008

tortuous but fcking HILARIOUS
hahaha.
Went Bugis with my babe LILIANG and it was oh-so-tiring.
we encounter so many irksome stuffs that made our blood BOIL.

1stly, is a BABY fcking stentorian cries & laughter.
it went like ..

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! "
(Everyone in the train was giving those wads-the-problem-with-this-child kindda look)

2ndly, liang suggested to go to this street called Haji lane and none of us know the way there. Hence, we walked around, asking Passer-bys BUT hell man, NO ONE knows the way there.

Us: hey, do you know of the street Haji lane?

Passer-by: (trying to be polite and helpful and thinks for a long time) hmmmmm.... i'm sorry. I dont.

Us: It's okay. Thanks. (Disappointed look)

I was wondering.. is there really such a street that existed in this world? Bloody hell laa. walked the whole of Bugis (so many many miles) but still cant find.. Until ...

Liang: hey, do you know of the street Haji lane?

Smoker: err.. i think is located around there. (Pointing to the direction in the front)

we're super thankful and walked towards the direction that he'd pointed. Fuck shit. Probably it's due to the heavily amount of cigarettes that made him confused him & misled us.

Ended up, we cabbed there. we should have done that in the beginning. Okay. shop, shop, shop & something embarrassing happened to LILIANG but it should'nt appeared in this post. HAHAHA. it mortify her from head to toe. *Giggles.

Seriously, i find Vintage clothings, bags, and stuffs are OVER-PRICED, i know its the trend now but still, it should'nt be that exp. If Levis, top-shop all these brands cost the same as Vintage clothings, would'nt you choose Levis instead? hahaha. i burnt my tongue while eating that say-cheese fries. The pain still hurts laa.

Liang to Jonathan:

you're so skinny that you're mistaken as the needle of the weighing machine when the person stands on it.
you're so skinny that your mum mistaken you as her bamboo pole and hang her clothings around you.

Ahhhh-choooo. *excuse me.

Jonathan to Liang:

you're so fat that people get confused between the volleyball and you.
you're so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone thought it was the 2nd tsunami.

Felicia to Liang:
you're so pervert that when the bangala molest you, you raped him back.

LOL.
That's the end (:

i'm reeking like those FRESH POO.
you can imagine how horrible i smell.